Zebrafish Joke Contest


Statistics:

How many zebrafish does it take to change a light bulb? None - zebra fish dont use them as it is bad idea to mix electricity & water.
1.8%  
What's the favourite item of underwear for a French fish? Ze-bra :)
23.6%  
What's a zebrafish's favourite TV show? Whale Of Fortune
3.6%  
How do you know what rank a zebrafish is in the army? Count his stripes. (doesn't apply to casper line)
5.5%  
Why are zebrafish so clever? Because they hang out in schools?
5.5%  
What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebrafish!
0%  
What do you call a zebrafish with no eye? A zebrafsh
7.3%  
What's a zebrafish's favourite TV show? Whale Of Fortune
3.6%  
Two zebrafish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
9.1%  
I'm going to have to go and lie down in a darkened room - all this trying to think of zebrafish jokes had given me a haddock.
9.1%  
Where would you find missing zebrafish? Telost and found.
18.2%  
How do you best communicate with a zebrafish? Drop them a line!
1.8%  
Why don't zebrafish like crabs? Because they are shellfish
5.5%  
Who are the most popular zebra fish girl band? Gills Aloud
5.5%  
How did the Zebrafish cross the road? The genetic engineer gave it legs....
0%