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How many zebrafish does it take to change a light bulb? None - zebra fish dont use them as it is bad idea to mix electricity & water. |
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What's the favourite item of underwear for a French fish? Ze-bra :) |
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What's a zebrafish's favourite TV show? Whale Of Fortune |
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How do you know what rank a zebrafish is in the army? Count his stripes. (doesn't apply to casper line) |
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Why are zebrafish so clever? Because they hang out in schools? |
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What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebrafish! |
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What do you call a zebrafish with no eye? A zebrafsh |
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What's a zebrafish's favourite TV show? Whale Of Fortune |
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Two zebrafish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?" |
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I'm going to have to go and lie down in a darkened room - all this trying to think of zebrafish jokes had given me a haddock. |
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Where would you find missing zebrafish? Telost and found. |
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How do you best communicate with a zebrafish? Drop them a line! |
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Why don't zebrafish like crabs? Because they are shellfish |
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Who are the most popular zebra fish girl band? Gills Aloud |
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How did the Zebrafish cross the road? The genetic engineer gave it legs.... |
Zebrafish
Learning from Fish How other species can teach us about ourselves
Disease
Genetics
